Days

Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

Smoky

An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?

Bus Driver

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

WET

Three large people tries to crowd under one small umbrella. Nobody got wet. How was this possible?

Traveller

What goes around the world but stays in the corner?

School Bell

When teacher says 'The bell doesn't dismiss, you the teacher does', does that mean that the bell doesn't dictate whether I'm late to school but the teacher does???

- Grace

The Same

Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?

I don't have it

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

Short

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

PINK!!!

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?