MNO
No matter the shape I sit in, you'll find me in a row. Although my name has no letters, my initials are MNO. What am I?
$100,000 Dollar bill
A man leaves an $100,000 dollar bill on his desk and leaves work. When he returns the money is gone. He has three suspects: the cook, the cleaning lady, and the mail guy. The cook says he put the money under a book on his desk to keep it safe. They check and it is no longer there. The maid says she moved it when she was cleaning to the inside of the book between page 1 and 2. They open the book and look between page number 1 and 2 but it isn't there. The mail guy says he saw it sticking out of the book and to keep it safe he moved it to between page number 2 and 3. Once they are done the culprit is promptly arrested. Who did it and how did he know?
PeePee
A man walks up to a bartender and tells him "I bet you $5,000 I can pee into a cup all the way across your bar." The bartender, knowing this is impossible, agrees. They set it up and the man starts peeing all over the place, missing the cup completely. The bartender gets begins to cheer because he know he just won $5,000. The man walks over to his friends and comes back to the bartender. He pays the bartender his money with a grin on his face. The bartender asks him "Why are you so happy? You just lost $5,000." The man replies "I know, but I bet my friends $10,000 dollars that you would cheer while I pee all over the bar."
Animal Crackers
Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers. His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few. His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks "What are you doing Tommy?" Tommy replies "It said don't eat if the seal was already broken. But I can't find a seal!"
Talking DOG
A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?" The dog replies "Bark!"
He asks "What's on top of a house?" The dog answers "Roof!"
Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?" The dog says "Ruth!"
The bartender immediately throws them both out.
The man says "What was that guy's problem?"
The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?" The dog replies "Bark!"
He asks "What's on top of a house?" The dog answers "Roof!"
Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?" The dog says "Ruth!"
The bartender immediately throws them both out.
The man says "What was that guy's problem?"
The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."
Prison Strategy
There is a prison with 100 prisoners, each in separate cells with no form of contact. There is an area in the prison with a single light bulb in it. Each day, the warden picks one of the prisoners at random, even if they have been picked before, and takes them out to the lobby. The prisoner will have the choice to flip the switch if they want. The light bulb starts off. When a prisoner is taken into the area with the light bulb, he can also say "Every prisoner has been brought to the light bulb." If this is true all prisoners will go free. However, if a prisoner chooses to say this and it's wrong, all the prisoners will be executed. So a prisoner should only say this if he knows it is true for sure.
Before the first day of this process begins, all the prisoners are allowed to get together to discuss a strategy to eventually save themselves.
What strategy could they use to ensure they will go free?
Before the first day of this process begins, all the prisoners are allowed to get together to discuss a strategy to eventually save themselves.
What strategy could they use to ensure they will go free?
20 20
A criminal is brought into a prison for major crimes. The warden informs him that he will be shot in the middle of the prison by 20 of his men. The prisoner is fine with that but he asks for some conditions "All of your men must stand 20 feet away from me and I must be able to select where each of them stands. If I survive, I get to leave." The warden thinks about it and knows that all of his men will still have an open shot at the criminal, so he agrees.
The next day immediately after the firing squad is positioned the criminal walks out untouched.
How did he do it?
The next day immediately after the firing squad is positioned the criminal walks out untouched.
How did he do it?
It not
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
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