A woman has seven children. Half of them are boys. What is the other half???

GRYYYY

Think of words ending in "gry." Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

What's Wrong???

What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Dirt

How much dirt is there in a hole in the ground that's two feet wide, three feet long, and four feet deep?

Burry Him There!!

Is it legal for a man living west of the Mississippi River to be buried east of the Mississippi River?

Fire

If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

Most Letters

What two words have the most letters in it?

Days

Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

Smoky

An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?

Bus Driver

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?