Enemy Kingdom

A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. 
The king asks him, "How are we faring?" 
The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long." 
The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!" 
The knight replies, "Oh... You do now."

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