Pissed Lawyer

A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband." 
The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?" 
She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it." 
He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?" 
She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car." 
The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!" 
She replies, "We have trouble communicating."

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